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 My Great Great Etc. Uncle Patrick Henry by James Tate 
						There's a fortune to be made in just about everythingin this country, somebody's father had to invent
 everything--baby food, tractors, rat poisoning.
 My family's obviously done nothing since the beginning
 of time. They invented poverty and bad taste
 and getting by and taking it from the boss.
 O my mother goes around chewing her nails and
 spitting them in a jar: You shouldn't be ashamed
 of yourself she says, think of your family.
 My family I say what have they ever done but
 paint by numbers the most absurd and disgusting scenes
 of plastic squalor and human degradation.
 Well then think of your great great etc. Uncle
 Patrick Henry.
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