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 The Alfresco Moment by Russell Edson 
						A butler asks, will Madam be having her morning coffeealfresco?
 If you would be so good as to lift me out of my bed to
 the veranda I would be more than willing to imbibe coffee
 alfresco.
 Shall I ask the Master to join you for coffee alfresco,
 Madam?
 But my nightgown's so sheer he might see my pubic delta
 alfresco. And being a woman of wealth I have the loins of a
 goddess. While you, being but a servant, have the loins of a
 child's teddy bear. Yes, have the Master join the alfresco
 moment. He might just as well be informed of my pubic delta,
 it's not a state secret. Besides, because of his wealth he
 bears the organ of a bull, while you, being but a lowly
 servant, have the loins of a toy.
 
 Very good, Madam . . .
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